Mansplain
Women hate being told things they already know, so if you are really set on making a woman uncomfortable, what can help is telling them the truth – that you catcalling them stems from a deep-rooted insecurity.
Talk about two birds, one stone!
Here are some AI-generated examples of things you could say:
- “I’m insecure about my own worth and seek validation through your attention.”
- “I’m lonely and don’t know how to connect with people in a meaningful way.”
- “I’m seeking approval from my friends and think this will impress them.”
- “I don’t know how to express my attraction respectfully, and this is the only way I’ve learned.”
- “I’m afraid of rejection, so I use bravado to mask my fear.”
- “I struggle with respecting boundaries and need to learn better ways to interact.”
- “I’ve internalized toxic behaviors and am working on understanding why I act this way.”
- “I want to be noticed but don’t know how to engage positively.”
- “I’m drawn to your confidence and don’t know how to express that admiration appropriately.”
- “I have unresolved issues and am projecting my frustrations outwardly.”
Ps. Make sure to yell this really loudly, or you might be mistaken for a man with a sense of introspection.